Mousetrap wants to thank all of you wonderful people
who helped him to make such a serious career decision.
55% = Stay On The Farm
37% = To Ask For Raise
8% = Retire He has decided not to move to Hollywood.
However, it did require some concessions on his behalf.
1. MouseTrap now has his own personalized Director's Chair
2. He is available for all "Cat-Calls" in Hollywood.
3. He has a Star on Sunset Boulevard
The Management willingly granted all requests
knowing that MouseTrap was essential to the farm.
There were, also, a few necessary
changes made to MouseTrap's farm contract.
1. no more night duty
2. unlimited sleep hours
3. no more pest patrol
We are happy to report that MouseTrap is happily back
to running the farm ~ and living his life of leisure.
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Once again, everyone is happy on the farm.
What?! They are not?
Is that another fracus I hear?
Oh no, we're back to contracts, again.
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Hey!! Have you heard of Aflac?!
We need to talk.